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Saturday, July 18, 2009

For Polytheism

The NYTimes "Bloggingheads" has a little exchange this morning titled "Against Monotheism," but the conversation doesn't go anywhere, mainly because the "head" on the left seems a little impatient with the question, is defensive about his own book (he believes he's being accused of mistreating polytheists in his book), and so the idea doesn't go very far.


But it's a very good question.

When I was in elementary school, I was taught that long ago, people were silly stupid polytheists, and that then there was this wonderful transformation in the ancient world where people saw the light, became monotheistic, and all civilization grew up from that point.

You tend to internalize things you are taught very young, so it took me many years to come back to the question -- it actually took, believe it or not, the Battlestar Gallactica miniseries (predating the series). I watched this ultra-modern cast o' characters with their many gods and I wondered why some small part of my brain rebelled at the very idea. Then I remembered what I'd been taught: many gods are for primitives! Only monotheists can build computers and battlestars!

But that's moronic. And I started thinking in the abstract about the merits of the two systems: a system in which people believe in multiple forces, often at odds with one another, or a system in which there is only one force, and whatever it does is "good," and whatever works against it must be "evil." And of course it struck me right away that monotheism isn't a leap forward, it's a plummeting dive back.

With one possible exception, which I'll get to in a minute.*

Imagine a literary tradition in which there can be only one consciousness in a story, and it is taken that every story is from that singular consciousness' point of view. Every children's book, every romance novel, every thriller, every meditation is really another version of the same all-good all-right mind. Anything that impedes this singular protagonist in his or her all-good goals is all-bad, evil, and must be destroyed. The climax of the story comes when the impediment is removed and the protagonist gets what he/she wanted, and there is much rejoicing.

Insomuch as we learn to be human through story, humans would not be what we know them as, if they lived within that tradition. They would be rigid binary thinkers, always on the lookout for the right-aligned authority -- they would have no sense of empathy, compromise, or humility, because they wouldn't need these. Who is aligned with the protagonist is right, all others are evil and must be eliminated.

I would suggest that there actually ARE millions of people living within that tradition, and whose humanity is compromised by their monotheism.

Now most people are not really monotheistic: most Christians (for example -- and I'm limiting this to Christians only out of convenience) love both Jesus AND God, and trinitarians love the holy ghost too. There's also a lot of Mary-worship in this world, John the Baptist worship, all kinds of saint-worship, including Judas-worship. Your more new-age types go in for nature worship, and you could argue that popular culture offers us a whole pantheon of low gods with lives as tumultuous and ribald as the Greek gods'.

And I would suggest that as a result, most people are pretty good at understanding that there are multiple points of view in any situation, that other people have their own goals and perspectives and that when two objectives are at odds, neither need be good nor evil, and that empathy is necessary to navigate, compromise is often moral, and that in a world of many minds, we must be humble and respectful of others. There is not one, all-right protagonist. There are many, many protagonists, all trying to get along.

But there are those whose alignment with, say, Jesus is so complete, that they believe they have a personal relationship with him and talk to the dude on a regular basis -- from such a person's point of view, the world is very much a one-god-show: there is Jesus's agenda, and there are those who further it, and those who hinder it.

So if you're looking for a world in which people have their own individual lives with their own individual goals, yet still get along and live in peace, monotheism is a huge step backwards.

*But there is an exception, or, should I say, an alternate goal: peace love and understanding are nice, but humans are a chaotic rabble who must be organized and coordinated into a single body with a seeming-single mind to get anything done. I speak of pyramids, armies, churches, and so on. It is conceivable that you can organize a large group of people to work hard through empathy, compromise, and humility, but it's a lot more efficient to teach people that there is one god with one mind and this is what he wants them to do -- and you're either moving that block of stone into place, or you're an evil to be eliminated.

It's like Mussolini and time-tables: do you want freedom and dignity, or do you want that train to pull into the station at 07:12 on the dot?

And maybe, from that point of view, monotheism is responsible for creating the modern world -- not because it has any moral advantages (it has moral disadvantages, clearly), but because it whips people out of their state of individualism and turns them into useful cogs in a vast machine. The same machine might be built of volunteers, but who can depend on that? The builders of empires couldn't wait for every Titus, Diccus, and Hector to decide of his own free will how his personal narrative interacted with all these others, or whether his story lie elsewhere, out on the seas, or within a cabin on the Hibernian frontier, or within a library.

But despite a titularly monotheistic culture, we do, as I've mentioned, persist in carrying on the tradition of multiple points of view. And human cultures, all over the world, seem to be a balance of these things. We believe in kings, and we believe in kings of kings, probably because those who didn't, we wiped out millennia ago. But reality is not monotheistic; few of us have minds that will accept a universe in which only one consciousness "matters." And the rest of use find that few terrifying, because they are your Apocalypse-prayers, your suicide-bombers.

We would be more moral if we dropped the idea of one, all-powerful, all-good god, and that has always been true. But for most of history it would have meant losing the ability to get things done. Today we have new technologies that allow individual action to move faster and have more of an effect: maybe these will make the need for that organizing principle obsolete. One can hope. But in the meantime it's worth re-thinking the relative standing of monotheism and polytheism, and the different moral behaviors they inspire.



Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Who thought this was a good idea?

Turned on the season premiere of Leverage and was dumbstruck when I saw an ad for this product. My mouth stayed open for a long time.



Maybe my memory is faulty, but I don't remember any previous Presidents ever being so "honored." I feel offended by this product, but I think I'm even more offended that the Chia company would think it was a good idea. What the hell?

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Text Etiquette

It's a hot topic, and it's on my mind, because the Spring of 09 was, for me, as a college instructor, the worst "texting" semester of my life. Students, even good students who I know and respect, seemed unable to stop themselves from texting anytime anywhere no matter how small the class (12 students, in one case) and how interesting the class discussion (re-writing the US Constitution is usually a bit of a draw).


I'm "on vacation" right now, but if you teach, "vacation" always has to go in quotes -- yes, I'm not actively teaching in a classroom, but I'm reading and thinking and rebuilding and restructuring and doing all the things necessary to my job that I don't have time to do when class is in session. And one of the biggest things on my mind is how to jiujitsu my students into setting down their f*ing phones and learning.

There is no prohibition that will work. No matter how many rules you make, no matter how draconian you make them, one of the features of texting is that the text-er believes him or herself invisible: forget the glassy eyes (skilled texters don't look down, but they do get a zombie stare on their faces), the forward hunched shoulders, and the light tapping coming from under their desks -- they believe they are not seen nor heard, and they have no concept of how they are disrupting the class, retarding the discussion, and preventing their own learning.

Most of the articles I've read on the subject are about etiquette: whether or not it's impolite to text at a meeting or at a dinner table, etc. And I think they're on to something. But most 19-year-olds are not particularly concerned with maintaining their Emily Post cred. They are, however, of the prime mating age, which means that they do not want to be embarrassed and they do not want to be considered nasty.

Which is when it occurred to me that the prohibition needs to be one not of politeness but of grossness. In this spirit, I've invented an acronym:

F.A.R.T.

F orbidden
A nd/or
R ude
T exting

I will teach this acronym to my students, and every time I catch one of them texting, I will say, "Kayla, you just F.A.R.T.ed in class! This is counting against your participation grade."

With a little luck, I will only have to say it once.




Monday, July 13, 2009

Our Florida Marlins?

Given the amount of money that state and local governments give to professional baseball teams and the very limited positive impact that teams have on local economies, we're long overdue for a close look at the relationship we have with Major League Baseball.

The public's relationship with MLB is so lopsided that maybe MLB's new marketing slogan ought to be "We put the fun in dysfunctional!" The Florida Marlins, fresh off running teams with one of the lowest payrolls in baseball and conning Miami into paying for the majority of a new baseball stadium, are now saying that whether or not the payroll will go up "“will hinge on how well we draw”. Never mind that, thanks to income redistribution, the Marlins have been the most profitable team in all of baseball according to Forbes, and that the Marlins organization has been claiming that they have to run those low payrolls just to stay afloat; no, the real problem is with the fans who aren't showing up to make Jeffrey Loria even richer than he already is.

And what's even better about the current attitude is the underlying hint that things might not change even with the new stadium. It's as though the Marlins are saying "nice new stadium you're building there. It'd be a shame if we had to field a team with 29 year old rookies and 41 year old middle relievers." And they'll keep raking in their millions every year, whether or not we show.

Personally, I'd be more willing to shuck out some bucks for a Marlins game now and again if the Marlins had paid for this new stadium out of their own pockets, or if the local contribution had been limited to things like tax abatements for a limited period and maybe some help clearing the land use issues. That would show me that the Marlins have a commitment to south Florida--they'd be putting their own money at stake in the form of a stadium, much like the Giants did in San Francisco. Loria and the Marlins snuggled up to the public teat and started sucking, all while fielding a team that, were it not for the implosion of both the Mets and the Phillies in the NL East this year, would be dangling players for trade right now--and who still might. The trade deadline is at the end of the month, after all. They could get worse. And what's the public going to do about it? We've just ponied up for a brand-new stadium--we're stuck with them, whether they suck or not.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Of course cats are useless

That's why they're awesome. Cats are like poetry--a large part of their beauty lies in the fact that by traditional standards of utility, they're pretty useless. But as models of evolution, they're perhaps the most successful domesticated animal, depending on what you value.

Success is a relative term--cows are incredibly successful as a group, but they had to give up so much of their autonomy to hook up with humans that while they live in far larger numbers as domesticated animals than they would have had they stayed wild, they also serve as food stock and often live in deplorable conditions. That's their tradeoff. Same for any animal that humans use as food.

Then there are the kinds of animals that depend on human settlements for survival, but which have never given up their autonomy and become pets--pigeons, crows, those sorts of things. They provide a service--they clean up leftover food and the like--but they also are on the butt end of a lot of human disdain and in many cases, humans try to wipe them out, or at least control their numbers. Their lives don't have the sort of ease that an animal that's become a pet can generally aspire to.

Which brings us to cats and dogs, and I'm going to argue that cats are the more successful of the two. Both groups have largely managed to worm their way into the interior of human life, which means they get the benefits of living close to humans--a secure food source, relatively better sanitation, treatment for injuries and parasites (depending on the owner, of course), and a generally higher standard of living and extended life span--but without having to serve as a food source for said humans (in the US at least). We've even gone so far as to provide them protections against abuse.

Of the two, dogs--at least certain breeds of dog--are expected to be utile, usually as hunters or guards. That this is becoming less the case is a sign, to me, that dogs are becoming more like cats, especially when it comes to the smaller, more frou-frou breeds. After all, is a Pomeranian really a useful animal? Seems more decorative to me.

The real argument to me, it seems, depends on whether you think there's a disconnect between loyalty and independence. Dogs are, in my experience, exuberant about their loyalty, and I think that's a big part of what dog lovers respond to. Cats aren't generally as exuberant, though I would argue that they can be just as loyal, when they're given a reason to be. It's the second half of that equation that I find to be the most interesting--cats, especially indoor cats, haven't given up as much of their autonomy, but they've gotten all the benefits of being close to humans. And they don't really have to give anything in return--they're not expected to do guard duty or flush quail. They're like poems--they're just expected to be, and every so often, they evoke an emotional response in you, good, bad, confused or otherwise.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Four Galaxy Pileup

This makes an average day on I-95 look like slipping on a booger, I think.



Update: Link fixed. Amazing what leaving an "e" out will do.

So, we're all Nazis now?

Senator Jim DeMint, at the National Press Club last night:

Part of what we're trying to do in Saving Freedom is just show that where we are, we're about where Germany was before World War II where they became a social democracy. You still had votes but the votes were just power grabs like you see in Iran, and other places in South America, like Chavez is running down in Venezuela. People become more dependent on the government so that they're easy to manipulate. And they keep voting for more government because that's where their security is.
I'm not exactly sure of DeMint's point here. Is he saying that a social democracy can't really be a democracy because it always tumbles into tyranny, or is he saying that the current administration is planning a power grab and will use bogus elections to get it? I mean, when you invoke Iran today, you're invoking the specter of a stolen election, and no one on the right believes that Chavez actually won his elections (though UN election watchers have said otherwise).

If he's arguing the first point, that social democracy can't really exist, then I'd suggest he look at the very successful social democracies in western Europe. He's more than welcome to dislike the welfare state--even though his state would be in a damn sight worse condition if it weren't for federal government largesse--but he'd be better off if he kept the stupid at a minimum.

Fairly gross story of the day

I'll admit to being a little revolted when I saw the headline "Crooks Littered Cemetery With Bones, Headstones", but then after a second, I had to admit that I'm surprised we don't hear these sorts of stories more often. Cemeteries really are a poor use of space and resources, especially given that the inhabitants aren't aware of their surroundings, and yet there's very little debate about how we should inter our dead. I'm leaving it up to those who survive me, but if it's all the same, I'd just as soon not be taking up unnecessary space once I'm gone.

Nice sentiment, but...

The Miami Herald's editorial on the need to battle hate based on religious differences is filled with the sorts of platitudes that one expects when a place of worship suffers some vandalism. If there's a problem with the editorial, it's the banality that suffuses the entire piece, like this part near the end.

This is why public and private schools, employment centers and houses of worship of every creed must not become complacent about battling hate crimes through diversity training that seeks to build understanding among people with different points of view.
Bolding is mine, and good luck with that. With only a few exceptions--and those exceptions by no means contain the majority of churchgoers in this country--you're not going to find much more than lip-service for acceptance toward the beliefs of other religions, especially once you start crossing cultural boundaries toward religions like Islam and Hinduism, etc. Maybe it's just me, but when I hear a right-wing evangelical use the term "Judeo-Christian," I get the feeling that they're only using the first half to avoid being tagged as openly anti-Semitic.

I have to say that ecumenism doesn't make an awful lot of sense to me--it seems to fly in the face of the purpose of most western religious traditions. The more radical Christian groups certainly feel that ecumenical dialogue is a waste of time, largely because they feel they have the one true faith and that everyone who doesn't get in line with their version of scripture is going to suffer some divine retribution. There's no point in making friends with the infidel if he's wrong. (Side note: this sort of fanaticism is why so many observers call members of these churches "American Taliban" or theocons.) They may not openly advocate for hostility toward members of other churches or faiths, but there's not likely to be any tsk-ing from the pulpit over vandalism at a mosque or synagogue or even at a church that follows a different dogma.

I can understand the mindset that comes from these churches, probably because I was a member of one for much of my life. That belief that you have the "truth" is a powerful motivator and can drive your conduct to extremes. I don't get the people for whom belief is more wishy-washy, who believe in something but won't or can't define it, whose faith is more malleable--the kind who engage in ecumenical dialogue and say things like "all religions are roads to the same place." Don't get me wrong--I'd rather have a cup of coffee with the latter than the former, but I don't get them. It seems to me that if you're going to buy into a belief system that asks you to accept some vague promises about an afterlife, you ought to go whole hog and have it mean something to you, and defend that belief against others who would challenge it. Otherwise, what's the point? If all roads lead to heaven, then why believe at all? Seems to me that an ecumenical God would accept a flawed-but-moral life led by a non-believer the same as one led by a fervent believer.

Ecumenism is a good idea for us in the here-and-now, especially if you can get more people to buy into it and if, like me, you're a non-believer. I'm a big believer in the power of manners (seriously--at least in real life)--they're the lubricant that smooths the running of a machine that runs roughly at the best of times--and it seems to me that ecumenical dialogue is the religious equivalent of Southerners smiling and nodding at one another to their faces and then rolling their eyes and mumbling bad things about them five seconds later. It may not result in any real friendship, but it probably stops a few fistfights, at least until there's beer involved.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Defrauder Atoll

Amy's movie is just about ready. Here's a trailer.



For the record, when I say it's Amy's movie, that's not because I'm ashamed of it or anything. I have a couple of bit parts in it and I do a fair amount of the behind-the-scenes stuff. I'm like the key boy or best grip or something. I say it's Amy's movie because it wouldn't have gotten made if not for her. She's the writer, director, producer, primary camera-person, sound engineer, special effects technician, you name it. It's amazing what you can do with a 3 year old Panasonic point-and-shoot pocket camera, Garage Band and iMovie these days.

Oh, and the title is an anagram of Fort Lauderdale.

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